Armored Dragon Legend Villgust(甲竜伝説ヴィルガスト)
Released 5/23/1992, published by Bandai
Villgust was a Bandai franchise that started out as Gashapon figurines, but later expanded into manga, light novels, media books, and two games. The franchise is based around a relatively generic fantasy world, and one of the perks of the figurines was that you would be able to change their equipment or "level up" by collecting stickers and other things from the gashapon machines.
I don't know much about the franchise as a whole, but the Super Famicom game seems like it was handed off to some bored developers who didn't really care about the project and just hurried something out before the fad ended. It's a lazy, uninspired, bland game that is nothing but RPG cliches and the most basic RPG gameplay. Right off the bat, they can't even get the spacing of lines in the windows to look good:
Start the game and there's a short cutscene:
"I got you a present for your birthday!" |
Shun, Kui, Chris, Youta, Fanna |
Anyway, the story of this game is nearly nonexistent. For about the first half of the game you're supposedly trying to find Michiko, but what you're really doing is taking each town in sequence, going to whatever dungeon is near the town, and beating the boss inside, then going on to the next town. Every so often they offer a flimsy justification, but your characters talk so little that there's no way to know why they're doing all this. Finally about 1/2 or 2/3 of the way through you get the overall story. Shun is a chosen one who has been summoned to the world to defeat an evil demon who is going to revive soon. Sigh.
Why these bighead character designs? |
2 monsters |
Another quality of this game is the inflation of the numbers. As you can see in the screenshot above, they start at level 0 with 70-80 HP. The first sword you start with has 6 attack power. By the end of the game your guys have 50,000-60,000 HP. The best sword in the game has 10,000 attack power. In the end this makes no real difference because enemy HP and attack values also scale up to match you. But I don't think I've seen another game with that much difference between level 1 and endgame.
The text is annoying to read. It uses fewer spaces than most of the all-kana games, and there's also no punctuation. So you get text boxes like this:
How many people Two I will show two people around |
On the whole this is a hard game to blog because everything is the same. All the towns have the same assortment of stores, which all look exactly the same on the inside. There are palette swaps of various types of people wandering around (who you can walk through for some reason). They give you very little information about the individual town or the world, they just comment on where you're going next. Your party members rarely make any comment, and when they do, it could have been said by any of them. Bosses in the dungeons just appear out of nowhere, with no more motivation or existence than "I will defeat you!" So a step-by-step journal of this game would be repetitive and boring.
Eventually you sail to a second continent, where Michiko has been taken. This is about the halfway point of the game, so I'll stop here. I'm about 80% through the game so the next post will probably be the final one; the second continent has a little more story....if "A group literally called 'darkness' is taking over the world and we have to get three items to stop them blah blah blah" counts as a story.
The goddess Undine, telling you the string of cliches |
To be honest, this GameFAQs review from 13 years ago is pretty much exactly how I feel about the game.
This may be a contender for the title of blandest RPG ever.
ReplyDeleteCertainly among the ones I've played. Have you played it yourself?
DeleteNope. I've played some pretty bland ones, but just from your first post, this may surpass them.
DeleteI'm playing this one now, inspired (if that's the right word for it) by your post, using the English translation patch. So far it's exactly as you describe, bland and cookie-cutter beyond belief, though since I'm playing without a manual, I appreciate that it won't let you buy downgraded or unnecessary weapons and armor. The text boxes in combat go by at just the right pace too, without need of manual intervention, and overall the pace is reasonably quick.
ReplyDeleteI've been sick recently and Villgust has been a mindless way to pass the time while watching TV or whatever, but I can't imagine giving it my undivided attention.
I listen to podcasts while playing; it helps me feel less like I'm completely wasting my time.
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